Well the investigation continues on the bones found under the dock.

I've also discovered that I am in severe danger of losing my butt as I grow older. Dad walked through the living room the other day in his tighty whities, and I had to look twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things. No butt. No butt whatsoever. Just saggy whities. Is this diminished glute syndrome? Could Hank Hill be correct?

No, there's no picture of this.